DATES TO CELEBRATE IN JUNE 2011

1          Dare Day
            Flip a Coin Day
2          Leave the Office Early Day
3          National Donut Day
            Anniversary of First U.S. Spacewalk Day -  Ed White 1965
4          Applesauce Cake Day
            Hug your cat day
            First Ford Made – 1896
5          Anniversary of the Assassination of Robert Kennedy 1968
6          National Yo-yo Day
            Anniversary of D-Day - Allied invasion of Europe during World War II 1944
7          National Chocolate Ice Cream Day
8          National Jelly-filled Donut Day
9          Birthday Day of Donald Duck - 1934
10        Iced Tea Day
            ET Movie Premiered - 1982
12        Baseball was Invented – 1839
            Anne Frank’s Birthday  - Born 1929
14        Flag Day
17        Full Moon
18        Go Fishing Day
19        Father’s Day
            Ice Cream Soda Day
21        First Day of Summer
23        National Pink Day
26        National Chocolate Pudding Day
27        Captain Kangaroo’s Birthday
            Helen Keller’s Birthday
30        Superman’s Birthday

 

FAMOUS FATHERS

George Washington – Father of the United States

Thomas Jefferson – Father of the Declaration of Independence

James Madison – Father  of the Constitution

Thomas Edison – Father of Invention

 

            BUMPER STICKERS

As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools.

Forget about world peace …. Visual using your turn signal.

Consciousness:  That annoying time between naps.

Vegetarian:  Indian word for “Lousy Hunter”.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don’t have any film.

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check

I soupout public edukasion

The Right Choice
Ryan was out late with friends one night. Suddenly, he realized it was Father's Day and he had neglected to buy a card for his dad. After much searching, Ryan located an open store, but was disappointed to find only two cards left on the rack. Selecting one, he brought it home and presented it to his father.

Upon opening it, his dad read the message: "You've been like a father to me." He looked at Ryan, puzzled.

"Well, Dad," Ryan tried to explain, "it was either that or the card that said, 'Now that I'm a father too!'"

Payback Time
On the day Mary received her learner's permit, her father agreed to take her out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver's seat.

"Why aren't you sitting up front on the passenger's side?" Mary asked.

"Mary, I've been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl," Dad replied. "Now it's my turn to sit back here and kick the seat."